The Woman's Laptop Broke and I Was Biting My Foot!

Oh man let me tell you, I couldn't get online for a long time, most of the week. Bummer I tell you! Bummer!

The Woman's laptop went belly up and, since she's a digit head, she invoked her dubious skills at fixing it. On Sunday I was like Oh Boy, there goes my online life! On Monday, I was twitching a little bit. By Tuesday, I was in full withdrawal and The Woman had to give me a raw meaty bone and send me out in the yard while she worked.

Let me tell you gang, there were laptop pieces all over the place. And screws! TONS of screws! $nack kept wanting to play with the screws and I was getting more nervous by the minute. My foot was getting raw from biting it! I got a LOT of raw meaty bones this past week let me tell you.

Now I have to admit that I doubted the woman's abilility to fix this mess for a few seconds. Ok ok, I doubted her for longer than a few seconds. Because by Thursday, the thing was still in pieces.

"I'm waiting for parts, Tosca" she droned.

"Stop pestering me Tosca" she blurted.

"Tosca have faith" she whined.

But still, it was Friday and ....nothing. Just pieces of my own personal laptop all taken apart and locked in the dining room sitting there right on the LL Bean Farmhouse table, which I might add, I am used to cruising with my nose. The Woman wouldn't let any of us in there. "I don't want your hairs all over everything Tosca," she snipped.

Well by late Friday I was like totally needing a methadone program or something. I was in full withdrawal. The Woman was kind of twitchy herself to tell the truth. Then the Fed Ex guy showed up. I hate that Fed Ex guy. I have tried to eat him on several occasions and he is so scared of my own perfect self that he leaves packages at the door, rings the bell and runs. What a tobacco roader that guy is. I mean I LOVE the UPS guy. That guy is just plain cool. He can come right in with the packages and I do my very best to leave some of my perfect fur all over him. He has biscuits too! I mean they are your common run of the mill biscuits, they're not Canidae Snap Biscuits like I am used to, but they do in a pinch let me tell you. But the Fex Ex guy? He could bring me a steak for all I care, I still want to eat him. But hey, at least he brought The Parts. I gave him a slight reprieve for that, but make no mistake, I will catch him another time.

But so anyways, here I am online again folks. The Woman pulled off the repair. She replaced the entire Mother Board. What the fershtunk is a Mother Board? Do they have Father Boards too? And if so, how come she didn't replace the Father Board? I mean replace the whole family right? Anyways, the power supply was all screwed up too, so I mean she practically replaced the whole fershtunkin' mess. Ok it took her all week but she pulled it off. I mean how cool is that? I'm kinda glad she took all week because I got more raw bones, if you get my drift.

I do have to tell you that the laptop had a lot of me in there. I mean there was fur everywhere. So the innards got a good cleaning and now I will have to start all over furring up the laptop. Cripes, a dog's work is never done is it???

Anyways, I am sure you all missed me. When I cruise your blogs, I just bet I will read "Where's Perfect Tosca"? posts just dedicated to me. I mean I'm gonna see that, right? Right?