Cool Award and Puppy Cam!

Hi there! Bet you doods and doodesses figure I took a hike or something, what with the woman forcing me to be so remiss and everything.

I tell you gang, somebody has to get me out of this nuthouse! If the food weren't so good, I swear I would hit the road the minute she opened the door! But being a Perfect Collie and all, I wouldn't want to get my Perfect Fur all messed up out there in the wild. Besides, we got skunks that stop by and if I get skunked, I'm telling you here and now The Woman will NEVER take me back. Not even for a visit. She told me point blank, she said,

"Tosca if you don't stop going after those skunks and you get skunked it's over for us!".

No kidding!!!111!. She said that!

So you can see where this is going. I mean, I've been gone so long, I'm not even sure you doogs and cats and sheep and hamsters are even bothering to check on me anymore. I am truly alone. This is not right for a Perfect Collie such as my own self.

But so anyways, my cousins Deacon and Essex over at Keywest Collies gave me this cool award about fifty thousand zillion years ago and I just saw it now. It's a good thing they are my relatives or they might never bark to me again. You know how it goes. You can pick your friends but you can't pick your relatives! Anyways, here's my cool Friendly Blogger Award. I got it cause I helped Essex and Deacon start a blog and gave them technical help. And like the Collies that they are, they learned fast. Now they blog and I don't! How fair is this!!!!?

And ok, listen, The Woman says I can post the Puppy Cam, which she says is a lot more interesting than watching TV. I myself am not that impressed because, if it were a REAL puppy cam, it would feature Perfect Collies like my own Perfect Self, right? Ok well, they are still cute anyhow, just not as cute as me, right?

Right!?


(Puppy cam removed. These dogs were beasts and i feel sorry
for anybody who took one)