Boy, I sure am a lucky dog!

I've been gone from blogging for a year and my last post was on March 19 of last year, which happens to be my Perfect Birthday. So whodathunk that some of you guys would still stop by to wish me happy birthday this year too! But sure enough, there you were, wishing me Happy Birthday in the post below this one. So I figured the woman would melt a little and let me blog today. I mean, you guys went the extra mile for me, right?

Of course, being a Perfect Collie, who could blame you? I'll have you know I am 4 years old now, which means I'm still young enough to catch a squirrel, which I haven't done as yet. But when I do, it's gonna be Bonsai!!!, let me tell you!

I hope you doods and doodettes of all species are all doing well. I have been gone so long I don't even know how to blog anymore, thanks to The Woman.

Just because I love you all, here's a video of me about to get the crap beaten out of me by the Grey Ghost.

Not that I wasn't asking for it or anything, right? But the woman was egging me on! You can tell!

I hope you don't notice the very end where we both jump off the couch and you can hear me whining while he beats the snot out of me. I begged her to cut that part out but she said, No Tosca! Everyone should hear how you whine!

Ok so here I am sulking and moanind with a duckie after he was done wiping the floor with me. I hope you are all satisfied. Let me tell you, living with this cat is hell. Well, okay, I love him, but that's only because I'm stupid.